You are not a third wheel, you are a majestic unicycle.
Way too often you end up being the only single person.
It's like one day all your friends decided it was time to couple up and forgot to tell you.
"Thanks for the memo guys... NOT."
You've been the third wheel, fifth wheel, and even the seventh wheel.
Your friends can't understand that maybe you want to be single right now.
"Well I was happy being single, until I attended this all-couples brunch."
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